If you have found keys at your house--they are probably mine.
Mine are missing.
They aren't in the cupboard where they usually go.
They aren't in my pants.
They aren't in the diaper bag.
They aren't in the stroller.
They aren't even in the freezer with the remote.
My house key is wearing a key shirt that is black.
No I am not pregnant.
Just being my typical self.
1 comment:
I feel bad that no one can call your keys like we can with the phone. I hope you've found them!
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